Dear MouseRat, you are an Asshole.
No, seriously….you are.
You are *not* a lizard or a bird, you have a sphincter and therefore I know that MouseRat turd left in the middle. of. my. bed. was an act of war. Just one turd. Dead center. Asshole.
I will find you and I will kill you.
Unless you want to go live outside and never come back in, in which case… bygones.
But, other than that, death to you and any of your comrades!!!
Food Lady Chronicles 