I’m trying to tame a feral puppy. It’s a very happy feral puppy who is impeccably clean and loves other dogs, but I can’t touch her for love nor treats.
I just used the term, “Elmer-Fudding” to describe how I was moving around the house trying to touch a Sally.
“Elmer-fudding” might be the best descriptor I have ever written.
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