FoodLady Chronicles – Tree Rabbit Edition

: Dear Herbert, I understand squirrels are gosh darn the MOST exciting things to have ever happened to you and those wily little bastards taunt the crap out of you from the safety of their trees. That said, that fuzzy zippy hoppy thing that zoomed in front of you and disappeared despite your impressive chase did not, in fact, disappear up a tree. That was a fuzzy prey beastie called a bunny and/or rabbit. Bunny rabbits don’t climb trees and Herbert, dude, they are making you look *really* dumb. I can’t think of any way to explain to you in dog that the rabbits are not in the trees, but deep down I know this is just a squirrel conspiracy to make my dog look dumb.
Love, FoodLady

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