FoodLady Chronicles-Herbert is a jerk volume IV, episode 12,213: Dear Herbert, you were a jerk and to top it off, you smelled bad. So, no shit there I was, about to head home after the cutest puppy play date ever. Almost 2 full hours of running, tussling, playing, swimming, etc. I called for Herbert to get in the car and poof! he was gone. I walked around looking for him, then drove around looking for him. Friends were about to begin assisting in a search when I decided to check home…..where he was….waiting for me…..with a decidedly, “what took you so long?” expression. As an added bonus he apparently found his favorite snack/cologne on his way home and “eau da horsepoopĂ©” took much soap and scrubbing to remove. Please don’t do that again.
Love, FoodLady.

Heather Amrhein's photo.
Heather Amrhein's photo.
Heather Amrhein's photo.
Heather Amrhein's photo.
Heather Amrhein's photo.
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