Dear Zisa (ya dang klepto)

FoodLady Chronicles: Dear Zisa, you are still growing and learning every day; to that end, today you need to learn the following:
1. We do not steal the FoodLady’s shoe and run as fast as we can on wee little puppy legs across the yard. While it may have been adorable, that is one of  the FoodLady’s favorite house-shoes and it was undignified for her to chase you with only one shoe on.
2. We do not steal the FoodLady’s bra and run as fast as we can on wee little puppy legs across the yard. While it may have been adorable, that is one of the FoodLady’s favorite bras. Not only is there a certain lack of dignity in her chasing you with no bra on–it’s downright dangerous for there to be any sudden movements without those things being strapped down! It’s all fun and games until someone loses and eye little lady!
Love, FoodLady.

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