Genetic Breed Test Results!

​FoodLady Chronicles: What Ziesa Is Made Of Edition: 

Okay, so I have Ziesa’s genetic report back and I officially know of what breeds she is supposedly composed. But before I give you the official answers it is important to note that we stand by the fact that she is truly composed of grunt, thud, stomp, sloth, and a soupçon of Jaba the Hutt; or as we call her, “The Huttlet”. 

Miss Ziesa is 85% American Staffordshire Terrier and 15% Boxer. How in the hell two incredibly high energy dog breeds created the slacktastick wünderpup that is a Ziesa I do not know, unless it’s like math where a negative times a negative equals a positive [-1 × -1 = 1]?